@Roberto G.: Oh my god. I thought you were talking about an anime character for the first 30 seconds...

You obviously haven't taken a trip down Southwest from China, Ben...visit India, land of corruption, traffic, pollution, and more corruption!

Using a 35 year old Volkswagen somehow works in making a racing game more interesting. I guess that full feeling of being there gives it that effect. Now I wish other things could be put in game form to be more interesting. It reminds me of this game concept I once pitched to Konami. Life: The Simulator. Behind on…

The above 8 are reasons I'm glad I'm in America. Here's one of why I'm not.

I'd buy that for a dollar!

Well, that's NASCAR...Reminds me of another adage: Crash on Sunday, Sell 500,000 cases of Jeff Gordon emblazoned Pepsi on Monday.

Sometimes, My Dear Mr. Hardigree, 500 HP is a devilish nightmare come alive. And trust me, that BMW "Soft-Roader" would get eaten alive and spit out, troll and all. There was a time when 500 HP meant a lot? Trust me on this one, if anything, it still does.

@OfficerRabbit: Did you overdose on the 'Roids again? I can point you to an alternative form of therapy if you want...but it may induce vomiting. Just don't take it out on poor Matt. If the Daily Show was just politics all the Movie and Music guests wouldn't be on the show, and Lord strike me now if I can't see Morgan…

Points for the Lotus Reference, My Eternal Love for this post. Wes, you may keep your hair.

We come across a time when a cheap reliable small car is a great thing. I am happy, my friends, for the era of the Fiesta is upon us. We as Jalops must respect this car, chunkier than it's cousin across the pond it may be, for a $16,000 Sporty Hatchback is one to be loved, not despised. So I thank you, friends, for…

@Wolfy Kovac: All I can tell you is this: What cannot be won by force can be easily conquered by Wit and Patience. Plus, it helps that I slipped Ray a $20 via PayPal.

@Wolfy Kovac: Only time can tell that, my friend.

@Straight6er: Yeah, because if you're going to buy something that does 0-60 in 3.3, odds are you should be able to afford $150K without everything falling apart.

@Wolfy Kovac: Technically I'm 15. I'll be 16 in a month or two.

@Straight6er: Not on a weekend bro. But thanks haha.

@Kobun: Here, hopefully this one's better.

@Kobun: I know I know, but I couldn't think of anything to put there without just making Bush's head more inflated than Zimbabwe's economy...

@Wolfy Kovac: Both.

@Menolly aka Robyn: Hahaha. That would be so good.

@Menolly aka Robyn: Hahaha, that's good, someone should do that. Sucks you don't have PS :(