Eh, I'm not entirely sold. Especially when there's a deservingly less comfortable option.

2010 Lotus Evora. Sex with that special Yoga instructor never seemed better.

@Darkest Daze: Technically she's in both, because she raced in the ARCA series and she's probably doing nationwide soon after. Either way, even NASCAR has two road courses (Watkins Glen, Infineon), so it's easy to tell I was just joking around.

@jakster4u ٩(-̮̮̃ -̃)۶: Hell yeah!

@LandofMinos, In Soviet Australia, internet censors you: Yeah, and how to make those seductive eyes.

@LandofMinos, In Soviet Australia, internet censors you: Definitely. Either way, we both understand where I'm going with this.

Step 1: Pick Hulk.

@twinturbo2: It takes skill, I'll give it that. But (most) of the fanbase that I've seen at Martinsville and Pocono (Yes, my brother's dragged me to races for his birthday), does fit the stereotype of drunk hick, unfortunately. There are quite a few dignified fans, which I'm proud of, but the general gist of it gives…

@Shinta: I didn't know if the level of Kotaku Professionalism was low enough for me to say that, but now I figured it out. I belong on Jaloptakumodo.

@twinturbo2: Never said there was, so there's no reason at all to get edgy about it. To be fair my brother is the world's biggest Jeff Gordon fan, so don't think I don't "know what I'm talking about".

"You can do it with people. And you can do it with people in different places, too."

@twinturbo2: You're a fan of geometric shapes then?

@Michael Dukakis: Your jokes are always 500 miles of laughter.

@jayntampa: Go in circle, win race.

@Raggle Fraggle: Yeah, I hate Nexon's entire NC Cash idea. It's basically a way to give the rich an advantage, and away from Modern Society, I game to avoid that (Among other reasons). Even in WoW, You can buy power-leveling, Gold, Items, anything. Ruins my online experience...

Hahaha. Thankfully I still remember this, so I just chortled.

Hell, I could farm with a Gallardo. Trust me, I know my fellow Jalops and I would make it work.

The British car industry failed? I never noticed, I was too busy pouring fine champagne off the coast of France to a Swiss Model in one of these.

I'll always have respect for the amount of comfort and presence this car offers. Chrysler Badge aside, this'll always be the Mini-Bentley to me. Past the bankruptcy, market share, etc, this car stands tall.

It's got four doors...those bastards!