I mean, I understand the non-traditional humor subgenre of overtly self-aware caricaturisms, but in order to most effectively leverage the intended impact the reader needs to be able to understand two essential elements: (1) what the author intended to say, and (b) how the author intended to say it.

...what were you saying? I got distracted.

YOU FACKIN DAHKIE FACKS CAN'T YOU FACKIN CATCH! WE HAVE TO RELY ON SOME FACKIN QUEEAHBOY LIKE FACKING JEWKAH WHO CANNAWT EVEN HOALD WELKAH'S JAHCK! AND WE HAVE THE GREATEST FACKIN QUATAHBACK OF AHL FACKIN TIME, TAHMMY FACKIN BRADY! HE IS OWAH FOOTBALL PEDROIAHHHH! YANKEES SACK! DAHKIES SACK! FACK YOU!!!!!!

Bad vote counting in Florida, shocking.

I think you're right about the Seahawks, and I have no dog in that fight. The 49ers are very tough, but I think Seattle is built to last.

Nice try, Drew, but I'm disappointed.

But separated by safety glass.

In Texas, this wouldn't surprise me. In America, I would be shocked.

I actually did just that, but I also do private contracting on the side. Most of my friends are saddled in debt from school (admittedly some got degrees I feel are worthless) and when stringing two part time gigs together didn't cut it, many went back for a Masters to defer payments and hope that by the time they get…

The 2 worst things about the Saints are 1) Drew Brees 2) Katrina. I used to like Brees, but then he became the poster boy for "saving New Orleans" and the asshole actually believed it. I'm convinced Drew Brees believes that without him, the city of New Orleans would cease to exist. Like he was rescuing the barefoot…

It's not the fact that 90 percent of Saints fans are bandwagon fans, we know this much already. It is that way with virtually every team that waited 40 years to be good on a remotely consistent basis. I forgive them for being bandwagon fans. It's that the NFL wants us to swallow the same Katrina narrative year after…

I remember it filling up about 8 years ago...

R.I.P. Don LaFontaine.

I saw one yesterday (bright orange V8 driven by a man with a comb-over) during 5pm rush hour on the M4 motorway and people were literally changing lanes to see it and take pics.

Logic overload. Loading confused response. *Insert current presidents name* DID IT!!

The light appears to indicate a lightning bolt travelling through my engine.

If we did away with the lights, we wouldn't have the following scenario (and others) to laugh at:

Not me! I know what the CEL means.

We ban the check engine light and we install a new system.