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Jezebel’s writers regularly claim to be journalists. You’re right though, Harron seems to have mistaken this for LiveJournal.

I don’t care for Beyonce. I can recognize her achievements and her importance to POC, and still change the station when her music comes on.

I mean seriously though? At the end of the day we’re talking about a highly produced, 3-minute music video that was churned out of a profit machine modernly designed to capture views, incite tween worship, and generate revenue for the ultra wealthy.

Not hard at all. Amy Schumer’s whatever-it-was is lame and stupid. Never said it wasn’t. The worship and deification of Beyoncé on this website is sometimes almost frightening.

I know this is incredibly difficult for the writers at Jezebel (and many commenters) to understand, but, Beyoncé is just a woman who sings a couple catchy songs. That’s it. Just some woman with a good voice that none of us knows personally. Commence the gnashing of your teeth and screaming how wrong I am.

I’m sure running around a soccer pitch for 90 minutes will provide the demons with plenty of exercise.

I am one of those people.

Theon could fuck a woman in all the same ways his sister can.

Shazam.

Once male, always male. You cannot change your sex. Nailpolish and long hair do NOT equal female.

HAHAA, nope.

And an autogynephile.

Unemployed person that found a way to monetize it becomes more unemployed and picks up a first world problem along the way. Story at 11.

I never watched SATC, and don’t really care to, but HOW DARE YOU CARRIE?!?! CHRIS IN THE MORNING IS THE MOST PERFECT SPECIMEN!

I think people were using microphones 60 years ago.

Yes, because we all must like all the same things all the time. All the COOL kids like Serial. You wanna be COOL, don't you?

Is it still bad

I don’t know. We were gifted one, but our daughter is only 3 months old and hasn’t started teething. Have you read the copy on the box? There is some line about the natural rubber being as soft as baby's mommy or something similarly creepy.

I know you’re getting a lot of responses, but I thought I’d just throw this one out there: Our 6 month old baby has had two colds so far (one at one-week old :( ) and we have never had a need for a NoseFrida or snot sucker, or anything else like that. Our nurse told us that the nose membranes of new babies are very…