Maybe she can catch Caitlyn’s dick.

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When we were kids, my sister and I kept losing house keys and my dad got tired of buying new locks all the time. So, he installed a Simplex lock like the one below...problem solved. I installed one of these in every apartment and house I've lived in.

McDonald's rage?

I love America...if you can "sell" something legally, and there is a market for it, you can make money — even if there are a ton of stupid people buying it.

Spoken like a true Marxist/socialist — except that you've also got that tin-foil hat thing going on too.

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I'm sure the 1 in 340 chance of death due to assault with a firearm pertains to south side of Chicago residents only.

It's obvious that based on millions of accidents over decades that those insurance companies have concluded that the more someone is educated, the more responsible they are and they are less likely to be involved in accidents.

Shush = free

...except that online retailers aren't tracking your movements.