Maybe she can catch Caitlyn’s dick.

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I wasn't talking to you, you goddamn, son-of-a-bitching, mother-fucking, cock-sucking, jerk-off dipshit bastard.

Gawker banned that "First" shit a long time ago.

Bacon... ;-)

They have to construct the damn thing and put shovels into dirt, right?

For those so inclined...

Wow...I can see Russia from my...

The bunny wabbit and bug lovers will NEVER let this happen.

When we were kids, my sister and I kept losing house keys and my dad got tired of buying new locks all the time. So, he installed a Simplex lock like the one below...problem solved. I installed one of these in every apartment and house I've lived in.

McDonald's rage?

I love America...if you can "sell" something legally, and there is a market for it, you can make money — even if there are a ton of stupid people buying it.

Spoken like a true Marxist/socialist — except that you've also got that tin-foil hat thing going on too.

Click here.

I'm sure the 1 in 340 chance of death due to assault with a firearm pertains to south side of Chicago residents only.

It's obvious that based on millions of accidents over decades that those insurance companies have concluded that the more someone is educated, the more responsible they are and they are less likely to be involved in accidents.

Shush = free

Where's the gun?

Oh wow...a great hack for meeeee! :-D

Great...so, now I have to look for mail in at least 4 different places?