Those goddamn Chick-fil-A cows...

Any chance you have a source? :-)

You only see them on the lock screen, and honestly I've taken out my Paperwhite to some really nice deals. Well worth the $30 discount in my opinion.

You only see them on the lock screen, and honestly I've taken out my Paperwhite to some really nice deals. Well…

I've totally been saying this since I pre-ordered. I'm glad another shares my love for wordplay!

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I typically try to masturbate or have sex before a speech as well. An orgasm is second to none in terms of anxiety relief.

The other person's correction was not visible when I wrote mine. Either way, I wasn't trying to be funny, but rather helping to prevent others from looking just as stupid.

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I don't know why, but this just made me laugh out loud.

The Sketch app is $99.99 now btw.

When telling them, just don't phrase it as, "When I have allergies, I teabag myself."

Awesome tip. Although, when the grinder mechanism finally trashes itself, I don't get tiny pieces of metal in my soup do I?

Actually, I'm from Orange County, CA and have lived in Texas for the past 9 years (Dallas area for 5 years now). I constantly take advantage of the $0.10 discount for debit (which is readily increasing in popularity just in the past 10 months - particularly at Tom Thumb stores). My parents, who still live in Orange…

I've been doing this as well for a while now, but there are a couple instances where using a pin number makes sense:

Special Electronics Windex is mainly just ethyl alcohol, which is safe. Regular Windex has ammonia and some other components that can cause degradation of some plastics and coatings found on most electronics.

Same here. Not sure how other existing users scored on this deal...

I just created a new account though and transferred everything over. :-)

As an academic and future professor, this was one of my favorite How I Work articles. Thanks.

This comment just made my day. Thanks. Hahaha.

I'm with you on Honey. Tried Honey on one site and it found nothing. Did a Google search for a promo code and found one for 30% off within 30 seconds.