NuclearBetaMax
NuclearBetaMax
NuclearBetaMax

Neato. The mafia mechanic making its way into video games can only turn out well, I'm sure. Imagine this in a proper multiplayer setting...



Reminds me of this scene from Venture Brothers, "Apparently nobody ever told him what due process was."

Just as fresh as it was in 1981! Reminds me of the years I spent riding around in my wagon with my imaginary tiger friends, I tell ya. We had some great times.

The Verge wrote a profile that talks about who the men actually are, and how they actually feel about this phenomenon. I thought it was a good article, so I brought it to Kotaku's attention. If I explain who these people are, it's because I don't assume everyone automatically knows all of the internet's memes.

He will look like you, but he is not one of you.

No one ever invites ME!

This was precisely how I looked at this article.

"Really, new superpower? C'mon, that sounds ridiculous."

*Reads*

"Oh shit, that's awesome!"

Yeah, I'm kinda surprised to be honest. Most storyline reasons for depowering Superman are iffy at best, but I like this one.

I... kind of like this? It seems like a good avenue for potential stories and a logical progression of powers. I thought I would be dead set opposed to any new powers for Supes, but I think this works.

wow, I actually really like this. This is a good, smart way to depower Superman that makes sense.

God damn monsters.

"Stud-free"? So I guess there's no Captain Kirk aboard.

In Tennessee, aggravated rape is a Class A felony, which incurs a fine of up to $50,000, at least 15 (and up to 60) years in prison, or both. That's 15 years per count.

Before she got behind the wheel.