A line like this would never survive The Photoshop Smoothening. And the cheekbone shadow. And her ankle. It's just a small step but I think it's important to realize that even conventionally attractive models still get airbrushed into plastic dolls and that's INSANE.

This modern-day Scrooge—lets call him "Joe McScrooge" for short

Great job everyone! I had a second last minute submission that I think may have been too late. See you all tomorrow!

Let this be a lesson to you kids. THIS is what happens when you start hanging out with that rowdy antiques dealing crowd.

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