TELL US ABOUT THE TIME YOU READ A DEADSPIN ARTICLE ABOUT GETTING BLOCKED BY A SPORTS PERSONALITY AND THEN WENT AND ACTIVELY TRIED TO GET BLOCKED BY A SPORTS PERSONALITY

TL;DR: Certifiably insane Texan with a delusional sense of self-importance and a propensity for grand schemes that blow up in his face is featured in some truly unsettling photos and some other dude who looks sane by comparison writes him a letter or something?

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It's quite lovely to know climate change won't end hockey.

• A man who appears to be quite old getting his hands on the ball around the 43-minute mark. You will worry for this man.

Holder: I felt the grip loosen, and then I wanted to die.

It looks like he was going for the mirror, and in his defense you can see it fall out of its socket as he faceplants the wall.

CORRECTION: Arena Football Fan Gets Absolutely Wrecked, Leans Out Over Field

The district viewed video of the lap dance on a cell phone video.

I am experiencing a feeling of great pleasure from Brazil's humiliation....if only there was a word in German that precisely defined this emotion.

There's gotta be a better term for this than "footage".

LOOK AT THE SIZE OF HIS FUCKING THUMB

Something tells me this isn't the first blockage his chest has experienced.

Doesn't every team need a batboy?

The outrage against Bradley tells me one thing: that most of America still doesn't understand soccer. I think everyone would agree that Bradley was not himself in the Ghana match. But let's get one thing straight: he is undoubtedly the best player on this squad. People who think he played poorly yesterday only reflect…

Things will only get worse when the games shift to Miami's arena, where there's a lack of real fans.

Twidere for Twitter (Android) is awesome.

"Tinkle or poo?" she will ask.