Rain will Fall 2013.

Rain makes me happy. I like the rain.

Wish it would rain a bit more. Or perhaps even THUNDERSTORM!

That's straight evil. The good news is: anyone who thinks this is funny and worth doing is not really someone any sane person would want to date.

YOU KNOW WHAT...FUCK IT, I LOVE SILVER TOO. HE JUST GOT A RAW DEAL.

The linked article says the 1950s.

Lemaitre, who makes up things just to get a rise out of people and why a block button for commenters would be nice.

You have to admire Dusty Baker's consistency: if there's a way to injure a pitcher, he'll damn well find it.

Before this shit gets started again: A high school freshman sleeps with a high school junior or senior. It's normal. Happens every fucking day.

Terrible. Terrible and hilarious.

Lavender menace!

For their part, the parents are like, "Um, I pay like threeve fafillion megabucks (PLUS 'charitable donations') for you to sit around while my dumb kid plays Oregon Trail

HA! I love that video.

Where are the female soldiers!?

My friend is a custom toy maker and he did the inspiration for this. They're sending him one, and is given credit on the back the box.

I actually do like seeing pregnant women out and about. I don't know why. Maybe it's because they seem so confident. When one of my friends was pregnant, I couldn't help but feel both happy for her and a little jealous. Having a baby is a brave thing to do, to me. It's terrifying to imagine what they have to go…

no kidding. i had a guy ask me if i was still using a machine when i was on a different machine. It was weird, but at least he was polite. How hard is it to ask someone if they're done?

Apparently, actually speaking to another person is a little too much for some people when you can snarkily blog about it...

This "factual and scientific text" actually removed homosexuality as a disorder mainly because homosexual people were upset at being called "sick" by psychiatry. One of the problems I have with the DSM is that it tries to treat mental illness the same way as physical illness, when they're different animals. Like in…

You mean my opulant golden mohawk is not punk? :(

Oh God. That article. Hilarious!