"cucumbers that look, stacked under the moistening produce spigot at Whole Foods, vaguely like the mummefied penises of so many deposed troll kings"

kinda related:

I knew I saw this somewhere Ty!

I prefer okunoshima myself.

i know it exists but is really like to see a link of like 25 or 50 most popular searches by state

they both have fleas too

I'll be honest as a kid I wasn't even that bothered by sups64

which automatically makes them bad! wait no it doesn't your logic sucks why did I even agree with you jeeze

i have a similiar perspective as you but it must be hard to type on a keyboard with all that Cheetos dust clogging everything ugh. you sound so pretentious it is causing me physical pain

doesn't vanilla ice renovate and flip properties for a living?

yea fucking seriously

shut the fuck up neckbeard-sama

dehumanizing to the characters, not YOU

maybe it is but I steer clear of gaming forums lest my head ex fucking splodes from the sexism

nah but I hate his fat little face combined with that fucking username

hes really into chickens

nice job not understanding literally anything and just spouting poorly thought out satire.

I love wolves :D

awesome

he was dismissed for violations of journalistic standards but his complaints about big stories being passed to younger journalists could be legit IMHO