my girlfriend and i play this game together online... ew.

yours certainly isnt!

get Jim Harbaugh some cake he might cry ok

this is what lube was invented for. youre a genius i bet no one in the porn industry has ever thought of LUBE! shit problem solved. good thing we have you around to fix everyones problems. problem solver.

hehehe kotaku fucking sucks thats all im sayin.

John "Pay Attention To Meeeeee" Rocker

its really his manner of dress in the clip, and i knew KNEW someone was going to be like "ITS CUZ HE BLACK AND YOU RACIST" but i posted it anyway.

Can anyone reading this envision a future for college sports where the NCAA is severely diminished? How would we get there? I hate the NCAA because of the bloated bastardization of "student atheletics" its become, so far away from academics as to not be on the same planet.

that little girl is amazing <3 also despite his incredibly friendly demeanor, i find talley to be sort of intimidating. he looks like a bond villain or something!

@katie

YOU ARE THE STAR, SECURITY DUDE

also lindy you need to tweet more ok ;3

Thank you so much lindy. Once again you prove to be my favorite writer on Jez and elsewhere <3

all i know is that manning has terrible posture compared to lewis.

i wouldnt ever want to just completely forget any of my relationships good or bad... they let me reflect on my mistakes and help me grow as a person. Sometimes I still love the person! but i know that we arent right for each other. I wouldnt want to try to pretend my past doesnt exist or just remember only the bad.…

good! christ was about love!

why couldnt i have fucking stayed that way :( :(

I love math.... hahahaha these are fucking genius trolls. this is seriously amazing.

+1 [full cup size] for that hilarious fucking title ms. davies!

holy shit that woman in the background has got to have at least a head on me and im 5'11"