WHY ARE YOU SOOOO FUNNYYYYY

they only made 10? what a crock of shit!

heh what? no i know i'm here a lot. the one male thing i actually embraced from my father was a love of steelers football. i just dont think bringing up my transexuality here is like the smartest thing ever.

although HKP is a superior IP, marvin the martian looks less ridiculous because hes not a fucking cartoon dog moving around in real people land.

whatever theyre only human. as long as nobody else hears them making fun of my dick.

CAPTAIN RODRIGUEZ

probably not going to get a ton of love on deadspin, but when I was a child I was raised as a boy and I wanted an eazy bake oven so fucking bad

people who stop in the middle of escalators or busy in foottraffic areas with tons of people behind them forcing everyone to accomodate their space should be put in a friendship-gulag.

maybe youve missed all the deadspin articles about espn's professionalism dying?

also jim gaffigan's twitter is exactly how i feel

omg im following nicole richie on twitter this instant

i hope this will lead to an oversimplified classifcation of mental problems based on flimsy evidence that doesnt take into account a multitude of other factors! *crosses fingers*

vichyssoise is such a good word. 3rd favorite word i think.

full disclosure: i hate the packers and most of their fans

also yea its a baby CHANGING station, duh! what else would it do??

haha when I was there you could hear ol' myrtle doing her thing from outside the faux-stone walls of the restrooms.

i got really tired of their inane BS for awhile but this seems like a legitmately worthy thing they are doing. knightsec has feminists in it? totally awesome.

not that its particularly rare or anything but I think busker might be my favorite word in the english language.

hahaha i love that photobombing packers fan. what a classy dame!

I never saw this as a kid... which version should I expose myself to first?