Sorry, but your friends weren't that "expert", then.

so you're saying there's a chance

Getting to the Js is really satisfying. "JABBA JABBA JABBA JABBA JABBA JABBA JABBA JABBA JABBA JAMMED JAMMED JAWA JEEEEDI JEDI JEDI JEDI."

PAC-MAN EATS PAC-MEN?

''Topically speaking it all seems to basically be the same song over and over throughout the entire genre.''

I wasn't aware that adults read lyrics or poetry like that, ignoring the internal rhyme and focusing solely on the last word of each line.

I've found that I'm a tricky bastard when I'm asleep. Killing apps, setting new alarms, convincing my fiance I'm awake when reality couldn't be further from the truth.

Sometimes I also had to hold those cartridges slightly to the right or left when inserting them to get it to work. They had to align JUST RIGHT in there. Fuck. Just thinking about that blinking screen raises my blood pressure.

I honestly cannot take anything Nintendo-related on this site seriously anymore. You've become so anti-Wii U that it's impossible to expect anything even remotely unbiased.

For that refreshing, someone-pooped-in-my-mouth taste!

yep, when half life 3 is ACTUALLY confirmed. til then, the jokes live on.

Who drew that graph? the release arrow should go out after testing and evaluation.