@Duuuuuuude: Snake actually makes a reference to Sam in Snake Vs Monkey in MGS3. Something along the lines of "I'm too good for this monkey catching shit, call up Sam."

@somini:

If I've played a game and haven't beaten it, it means that I thought the game was shit and not worth my time. Except Hogs of War for the PS1. Damn was that a hard fucking game.

@TheLAG: I see what you did there.

@immafattie: It's so pleasurable when you annihilate your opponent and know he's flipping out at his screen, and then you just calmly say GG. That get's him even more hysterical, I love it.

Who needs Sam when you've got Snake?

@Kellen Dunkelberger: Thanks I guess..

My first one.

Hopefully the rest of North Africa follows *cough* Libya *cough* One could only hope.

@forever al_capwn: You know that argument doesn't really work right? A cop can say you looked suspicious or that he smelled MJ and that's probable cause to search your car. As sad as that may be.

@maythetechbewithyou: Once you try SIRIUS/XM radio, it's really hard to go back to regular radio. You've been warned.

Cold as ice, Kotaku! COLD. AS. ICE!

@EmoneyHokuto: More like 'god the human race is dumb'

@UsernameOfTheDead: So you'd pay pretty much the price of the console each year to play online? Not everyone is as rich as you kay?

All they need now is SitRep/Hacker. No more death by IED.

Wow, this would've been infinitely better if it was a Kevin Butler commercial. That guy's a bro.

Made me think of this. Come on, can't people take a joke nowadays?

For the people saying that serial keys won't work on consoles because it doesn't work on PCs are a bit misinformed. Serial keys make playing pirated games a royal pain in the ass. I think the only way to play a pirated game online is to play on a hacked or "cracked" dedicated server, and I would assume that…

I was going to write a 'In Soviet Russia' joke but realized this entire issue, if you can call it that, is a joke.

@Goldwings: You seem to forget that many players were practically begging for maps from CoD4 in MW2.