And fuck every person of color and woman who voted 3rd party in a swing state.

SO CHICAGO CAN REMOVE DEAD PEOPLE NAMES FROM A WALL BUT NOT FROM THE VOTER ROLLS TYPICAL OBUMMER THUG POLITICS SMH

Nice to see Huma has finally sworn off Weiner for good.

“You see, my show was always going to be like the Horace Grant of sports talk shows. Really under appreciated and never quite got the praise it deserved. Sort of like how Freaks & Geeks only had that one season but as time passed, people began to realize how good it was. It’s kind of like this time back when I was a…

No one hates the Cubs more than I do, but christ, just let them have their fun for another day before going on seemingly pointless rants about how they may or may not end up like Boston fans. As Barry said, they get until their parade and then they can go fuck themselves (paraphrasing).

“But in truth, there is no curse more regrettable than becoming the Boston of the Midwest.”

Thanks Chevy

Basically, the Cubs are the Trump of MLB.

In fairness, the Cubs simply cannot touch the Red Sox in terms of obnoxiousness. Granted, I’m a bitter Yankee fan, but long before 2004 the Sox fans were giving themselves sloppy blowjobs as cursed losers and how much more it meant to love the Sox. And don’t think they didn’t point out that the Cubs never really felt…

I’m just so happy for that Wisconsin grad from Indianapolis who now works for Accenture, lives in Lincoln Park, and has never watched a baseball game prior to this year - HE’S WAITED HIS WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS!

It’s too soon to start this but don’t worry. In a few months all of Deadpsin will be on your side.

You know who didn’t fucking do this? White Sox fans, after 88 years. We had some dead family members too but didn’t caterwaul about it endlessly.

On the bright side, they missed out on this election too

Just before the final out, my 95 year old grampa, veteran of two wars, cancer survivor, and long-suffering cubs fan, pulled me aside and, with a tear forming in his steel grey eyes, said, “The blacks ruined this neighborhood and your sister dresses like a whore.” This was for him.

Here’s the thing, Barry, the White Sox ARE dumb. Us White Sox fans are not surprised at all by this and expect that it will only get worse. Good news is that we don’t have any more good prospects to trade for superstars that are 5 years past their prime.

Leave it to the Bears to win a game that only pushes them further out of good draft position and simultaneously gives the Packers a better shot at winning the division lol...

This is some Missing 411 stuff.

Little Homie really deserved to make the cut. If only for the nonchalance-ness of it all...and the fact he was nicknamed Little Homie.

Maybe Denne gets shit mixed up sometimes. It’s hard to balance haunting this kid while also possessing Hamburger.

that is the case in Murfreesboro TN as well. In statistics, this would be a clear case of the normal distribution having fat tails...