I believe so much in “America” that I cry foul when you don’t stand for our national anthem, yet I will threaten to overthrow the government if the election doesn’t go my way.

I must say I’m starting to have some doubts about this Trump gentleman. I initially quite liked his idea to make America great again; I was lucky enough to visit the country recently and I rated it only “very good” rather than “great” (I knocked a mark off because the hotel kept forgetting to change our towels and…

I am not a wack job, I swear, but I can tell you with 100% certainty that I died of a cannonball that took out my legs at Culloden.

Aw, it’s so sad you didn’t get to talk for a while.

I had something similar happen after my dad’s stepdad passed away from cancer. He had been in a rock n’ roll band in the 60's and he had kept all his old recordings, there were a few original songs but a lot of covers. My grandma planned on playing a couple of his recordings at the funeral (which was planned before…

Not so much scary, but definitely creepy, and a legendary story in my family.

I grew up in a house with a violent drug addict that my mother was married to...
At an early age I learned than human beings are capable of things far scarier than any ghost story.

With that said though there is something kind of spooky.
I have... issues when I hear loud banging noises. It makes me think of being…

I’m having a hard time believing that there are Bears fans in Chicago.

Yes. See Chicago Blackhawks.

I’m pretty sure if you “capitalize in the red zone and shit” you will get fined.

Colonizing a supernatural North America? Excited to die from demonic dysentery!

“While he was there, he had a roomate he really loved masterbating.” You weren’t an English major at Michigan were you?

Meh, can’t blame Osweiler for being pissed off that he got benched in favor of a dead guy. A dead guy that had been cockblocking his playing time for years.

Yeah, the rest of us don’t really consider region rats Hoosiers...although I will commend you on your selection of BSU for your university experience. You can’t get a much more bland and intolerant populace than in fucking Muncie, Indiana.

Dear God, you were born in Chicago’s armpit and went to school at the worst public university in the state (that’s located in a town that epitomizes a meth addict passed out in an abandoned warehouse). No wonder you left.

Naw. I think the worst you’ll see is him make some sort of “cool” teaching for abstinence only practice. Like he’ll make some rap video about not having sex with the classic 1980's synth boom-bap beat.
“When you see a pretty girl and want to really rock her world/but worry it could be a habit, just head on home and…

The only thing that I would think might change the laws would be a shooter going after Congress. Republicans, specifically. I mean, children, church people, newscasters on live tv. NOPE. But maybe sheer self-interest might motivate a sea change.

This is so unfair! On our cool blog we make sure everyone knows how safe gun owners are and how they save people’s lives all day long. Like kids, and family members, and friends, and co-workers, and customers, and girlfriends and husbands, and people taking gun safety classes, and concealed carry people, and complete…