They need to re-arrange what we call 'alphabetical order' to match the keyboard layout. Little kids in kindergarten should be singing their QWE's instead of ABC's. Laugh if you want, but the future is NOW! :)

You must've gotten a dud. I've worn the paint off the keys on two of these, and never had a problem.

+1 on the Microsoft keyboard, because its one of the only ones out there that combine both wireless and a split - two must-haves if you're churning out serious volumes of text (written on the exact model shown in the article).

Agreed. The little wheel on my mouse is oriented vertically for a reason...

But REAL gentlemen don't drink gin, then drive to the next venue...

Calm down. They were nice and everything you did, you did voluntarily.