FuelShark does serve at least one useful purpose, although perhaps not to the owner... It alerts ANY mechanic - from the top diagnostician at the dealership to the lowliest greaser changing the oil - that the owner of the vehicle has*no* idea how their car works, and that they are uncommonly gullible and ripe for the…

And not one of them ever found their way out.

Maybe I'm missing the point - If you're out in the woods, then carry matches (and poncho, and whistle, and water, and knife, etc...). But if you're in town - What, exactly are you planning to set on fire?

The rest seems ok, but Matches? This is an URBAN go-bag, right? You planning on setting cars on fire? Light up the trashcan and circle up with the other homeless in the alley? Replace matches with leatherman or swiss army knife - either of which have WAY more urban usefulness.

They need to re-arrange what we call 'alphabetical order' to match the keyboard layout. Little kids in kindergarten should be singing their QWE's instead of ABC's. Laugh if you want, but the future is NOW! :)

You must've gotten a dud. I've worn the paint off the keys on two of these, and never had a problem.

+1 on the Microsoft keyboard, because its one of the only ones out there that combine both wireless and a split - two must-haves if you're churning out serious volumes of text (written on the exact model shown in the article).

Agreed. The little wheel on my mouse is oriented vertically for a reason...

But REAL gentlemen don't drink gin, then drive to the next venue...

Calm down. They were nice and everything you did, you did voluntarily.