Yeah...at a straight dude, I can't front that I do have day dreams of me and Idris and out friends chilling at a speakeasy shooting pool, and puffing on cigars in loose afterhours tuxedos. Dope. He's the man.

I'm sorry, I'm from the Malcolm X school of non-violence. Peaceful, but if someone lays their hands on you (or in this case, your daughter), do your damnest to make sure they can never do it again. Look, I know all about the social contract in civilized societies and that the police are supposed to have a monopoly on…