Marvin the Martian not being at least in the top five is a crime against humanity, and I demand a swift and savage retribution against those responsible.

I certainly hope, if there is a financial judgment in Papa’s favor here, the judge awards it niggardly.

I’m a married 35-year old man with a real job, but I can’t read Nurmagomedov’s name without this picture popping into my head.

I’m going to need more than the defense’s claim that Nassar was assaulted in prison. Maybe he was just receiving unorthodox physical therapy.

Pressing pause twice causes it to play again, eh.  This is a straight up case of backpedaling forward.

I’m not really seeing any fails here. I just read a writeup on an incident where ATC played the “a bunch of other plans flew through it just fine” card, and a lot of people died when a microburst whipped up.

Pilot saw something that made him uneasy, and didn’t fly through it. ATC kept him from hitting anybody.…

“Honestly don’t know who for sure but probably (teammate’s name redacted) or another s****y f*****g (N-word) with no morals,”

I’m confused. This is a Deadspin article about the Cardinals, yet it’s not pointlessly, absurdly hateful...

I’d have to label this story unfair. Suppose the police had given the kid a ride home, and he stumbled into his dorm or apartment and molested a female student? Or fallen down the stairs and fractured his skull?

The only thing I can imagine that would be worse than being disqualified from an ultramarathon is running an ultramarathon.

No ham ate? Guess he’s gonna be a Muslim or a Jew now.

Machado about nothing.

So he gets credit for the assist, but who gets credit for the dunk?

It’s almost as if the ball was possessed by somebody kind of

he whacked the hell out of the ball and hoped for the best

Am I the only one who thinks San Juan should be a candidate? You've got a population where no other sport comes close to baseball in popularity and I feel like a basic stadium similar to the Nationals park with 35,000 could work. Maybe there's something I am overlooking

He self identifies as a shortstop though! 

How about “Cristiano Ronaldo”?

This is a perfect instance of where shunning will work brilliantly. Everyone in that gym should get to know this guy’s face, and refuse to play with him. As a teammate, as an opponent, whatever. He can go shoot free throws by himself, all alone, forever.

yup. nothing is more bourgeois than arguing over who is or is not bourgeois in the the comments section of a web site