Far be it for me to criticize Richard Sherman, but if he’s still going to be grumpy with Wilson about SB 49 he might want to consider that they had a 10 point lead in the 4th quarter of that game and his number 1, bad-ass, we-never-take-blame-for-anything defense couldn’t hold it. 

This truly is a mystery. And like any good mystery, the butler did it.

Well done. The judges would have also accepted “Being rewarded with treats.”

Nothing would be greater than the Celtics AND the Lakers passing on him and him ending up in Philly.

-Finding a second football and motorboating the two of them

When the inevitable press release comes out in 20 minutes stating that the NFL has been hacked and never actually said any of this, you are going to feel really gullible for having believed it.

I don’t know which Eastern Team I want them to beat more. On one hand, Pittsburgh is Pittsburgh, so they can go fuck themselves. But then again, I love watching Canadian teams lose. What’s it been, like 25 years since a Canadian team won the cup? I love it.

Based on the footage, it looked like he was pulling out a gun or trying to appear to, but it’s hard to make out if he actually had one or not since they start zooming out after the first time he gets hit. Pretty dumb to die over stealing anything, but if the cops think you’re going to shoot them, they’re not going to…

In my opinion, the dude should do at least 3.1415926535 years in prison.

Annnnnnnd....

The rest is explained by their insistence and belief that New Jersey is actually New York.

The Red Sox are going to throw at Manny Machado in retaliation

Cocainine

Oh, you said the last two movies. My bad.

You didn’t notice anything different from any other players because the NBA has decided that it is pretty much never going to call carries. I’m no NBA conspiracy truther but it’s pretty clear the NBA decided that players being able to pull off cool change-of-direction moves is good and fun, and as a result it decided…

Easy friend, you must be new here. They go in hard for Brady on this site, but The Manning’s are just some simple country boys who sure do like throwin that there pigskin round the field, and maybe committing sexual assault and felonious fraud. However they shill for the fine products real muricans love and obviously…

“unintentionally” spiked Pedroia?

BUT! It involves a rich guy! So Deadspin cannot advocate on his behalf. Rich and successful = evil around here!

Remember, the rule book goes out the window for playoffs. Can’t have those pesky whistles get in the way of the flow of the game.

*unless someone touches Crosby or Ovi then there are more whistle than a group of catcalling construction workers.