When reached for comment, Lochte said it would be “like, FOREVER” until he was able to splash and play with his friends again.

Why would he know her? Should he know her? 80% of America doesn't know her.

The New York Post covered this story this morning, but their headline said: Typical Millennial Asks For A Free Ride

Went ahead and fixed his wiki (for now)

I’ll let the other fan know...

Do all the Solo children fall to the Dark Side?

You just described “Yankees fans” and “Mets fans”, respectively.

Please leave and take this affront to humanity with you. You and your devil cake are not welcome here.

“Fuck the police” and “Y’all can suck a fart out my ass for all I care.”

CTE is real, folks.

If only Chicago had more gun safety laws so that these men couldn't get their guns legally.

The Chargers finally got Bosa...

This is why the Tom Brady case is so huge! The US government basically said “yeah, you guys all agreed to this, so Goodell can basically do whatever the hell he wants”

I don’t care what you guys say, I’m still hanging on to my Anthony Weiner action figure:

I kind of hate how shitty Gawker writers are now writing for Deadspin about crap that has nothing to do with sports.

Umm, it was more than half of all the private people that she met with during her reign. It was clearly the means to gain her ear, to gain access. She was, therefore, selling her public office. What about people who lack the means to give millions to the Foundation for Graft and Influence Peddling, are they to be shut…

IT’S JOHNNY FOOTBALL TIME!!!!1

I wouldn’t say they are football illiterate. They’ve learned a lot in the three years they have rooted for the Seahawks.