Notamoonbat
Notamoonbat
Notamoonbat

Article 47, baby. Goodell could suspend a guy for the season without pay for a uniform infraction and there is, now, not a thing that can be done about it.

Duck Fuckers!

It’s all just a marketing scheme, you guys.

The New York Post had a hot take on the ceremony’s weather situation.

(This is a good time to point out that the more time I spent with the Phillie Phanatic, the more I liked him. Tom Burgoyne, who has embodied the Phillie Phanatic since 1988, is a truly wonderful and upstanding person.)

I wish he’d just come out and say it. “We all hate this guy. He’s a prick of the highest order. I don’t want to play him ever again and I’m pissed we have to even keep him until Friday. He’s played like hot garbage all year and it’s a joke to even have him in my dugout.”

Ummm....you forgot fried chicken breast as a viable sandwich bread...

Relevant

Lumpy sailing, then.

It’s good to get the black eye of the event out of the way early! The rest of Rio 2016 should be smooth sailing from here!

As happy as someone who disqualified himself from the hall of fame can be.

I did a double-take when I realized that was still in the ‘quoted’ section of the post.

It’s exactly what I think it is. There is only one use for that much in cash. Fund terrorism. As for the deal to return the $400 million (plus outrageous interest), Iran actually owes US companies much more than that in nationalized assets after their theocratic takeover.

Legitimate transfer payments between two countries (or two anything) aren’t done in the middle of night with pallets of cash on an airplane. They’re done using wire transfers.

I still think it’s shady that we gave $400m in untraceable cash to a regime that funds a lot of really really bad people...as opposed to the somewhat-bad groups we’re funding.

Michael Cudlitz from the Walking Dead. OR IS IT?!

Simple reason to release him: they don’t want to have to pretend to celebrate his 700th in their uniform. Sleazebag Randy Levine won’t stand for that, dammit!

Fight fire with fire.

Tre Mason: Man, fuck you guys. Not only am I not holding out, I was actually the first person to show up in St. Louis for training camp this year.