....but does he have poise?

Did gritty dye his hair?

You would think things would look better through the rose colored glasses that I’m..........Oh shit! That’s just the Gruden-glow!

Dahwney from Dowrchestah!

Cora actually asked for and received aid for Puerto Rico in his contract negotiations!

How many yank fans does it take to change a light bulb?

Why wont anyone come to my BBQ?

Spoken like a true eh-hole

Yes, but is she elite?

That’s “uncle Tom” to you!

Robles, Robles, Robles!

Holy shit! That could have been fatal a facial.

.....or what angle.

+1 hairy palm.

He’s lucky it wasn’t Beltre!

Someone better tell him that he’s not representing the Buffalo Bills. I bet that’s why he shot himself in the junk.

Yes, but is it a sandwich?

Maybe they’re not paid contributors because they can’t write well. I’m no pedant, but I saw a few grammatical errors. 

His big brother is coming next!

Same as here - Grey zone!