Bootstraps

Now I can see why Goodell was so insistent on suspending Brady for supposed knowledge of under-inflated balls.

Bring back the XFL!

Could have been worse: She could have accused him of one of her imaginary rapes.

If he’s so convinced that there’s a problem here, why isn’t he donating some of those millions to a cause that champions the issue rather than disrespecting the country that made him able to be a millionaire?

Ask Mike Vick!

I remember one, but it’s started out with something about Batman being from Nantucket.........

There! Fixed it for you!

Thank you Mr. Williams

Yes it’s totally legal for a multi-millionaire to whine about his oppression.

Nothing stains the sheets like crazy

Goodell suspends ball four games

Gossage approved

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I vote for “Bunny Ranch Kings”

....and his wife was HOT!

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How about?

What about Bret Favre?

Pathogens schmathogens.