Adequate Man: Your best apocalypse poop stories

Not true.

I love IPAs and it’s fascinating to see just how far they’ve come since I started drinking craft beers in 2002 after turning 21. I remember the original Heady Topper at the Alchemist Brewpub (sadly obliterated by Hurricane Irene).

The problem for me and other consumers I’m sure is that there are so many IPAs and so…

Jesus tap-dancing Christ, is this thread really happening? People get fucking mowed down by guns almost daily, and these motherfuckers come in here and bitch about memes? These motherfuckers get on you about “trivializing tragedy,” without stopping to think for a second that maybe you wouldn’t be posting this meme…

I posted this somewhere else but decided to move it here:

that’s not a Kennedy, but rather an unholy union of Sean Penn and David Duchovny wearing Jonathan Franzen’s favorite shirt

Gwyneth and Brad are getting married in the Hamptons.

Hah. The other day I was watching early seasons of The Walking Dead to escape from the darker reality of my own.

Amazing how quickly I can go from thinking “Ahh, Kevin McHale, I always liked him” to “Fuck that guy!” after learning he’s a Trump supporter. Trump ruins everything he touches.

There’s that old Gawker feeling.

The irony of her dining at a “Mexican” restaurant is mind-blowing.

Seriously, get Katie Couric in there to sort this shit out like she did with Palin.

I keep feeling really baffled that Anthony Bourdain isn’t in this world anymore — no more tweets or books or episodes to pop into my day. It makes me so sad, especially because a lot of my friends and family struggle with depression and suicidal ideation. I hope they hold on.

You should have waited a year and taken your kids to watch the joint Russian/North Korean military parade down Pennsylvania Ave.

“He had plenty of famous friends, but the way he treated the less famous people spoke volumes about him, I think”

I was doing OK with this until I read that Eric Ripert was the one who found him. That hurts a lot; you could see they had a really genuine affection for each other, and I feel so terrible for Eric.

I’m more than a little surprised at how much Anthony’s death is affecting me. I knew I was a huge fan of his, and my wife jokes about my crush on him whenever we watch Parts Unknown, but I’ve been going back to all the news sites, looking for the articles that help me figure out why I’m so sad at my desk.

He was more than a chef - he was a cook.

This one, this celebrity death, this one will hit me harder than any of them.

I hope that when I am 70 I keep my tits in my shirt and don’t look like an ex-boxer around the face.