This is less for Trump and more directly for our media to stop spewing the same both sides shit. By putting what he said in writing on their video no one can sound bite the part they want.

This is the most coherent analysis of Trump I have consumed in a very long time, maybe ever. The fact that it relates directly to sports is irrelevant. It is so hard to step back and look at this man and use any kind of logic and reason because he appears to be such an illogical moron. You get to the heart of the…

There is no reason to assume that Donald Trump even knows the words to the national anthem. He definitely does not know the words to “God Bless America.” Because these songs are not about him

30 seconds? Fuck, I usually check out 10 seconds into any clip with him in it.

I saw that too!!! OMG.

It’s like us lapsed Catholics getting ready to nail the “and also with you” only to hear everyone else say “and with your spirit” or whatever. You’ve picked the easiest part to demonstrate your in-groupness, but totally faceplant the landing.

And before all that, Teen Vogue.

Before we wondered if a porn star would save our country, now it’s Philly fans. What a wild time to be alive.

That’s twice this year the Eagles have stunned the patriots.

I sweat in a 65 degree room, in the winter we keep the heat at 59 and walk around in shorts and t-shirts.

Agreed. However, the “put on something tight and low-cut and go talk to Daddy” bit was fucking hilarious.

I am completely and utterly amused that they’re bothered by her calling Ivanka a cunt but not by this: “Put on something tight and low-cut and tell your father to fuckin’ stop it.” 

As Roy Moore and the Duggars have shown, the right isn’t particularly bothered by incest or pedophilia.

Okay. Two things:

Chelsea is a master of the unfailingly polite “fuck you.” She’s kind of my hero.

You think Trump observed Memorial Day? No... he celebrated it... with a tweet proclaiming “Happpy Memorial Day!” and then bragging about how all the dead soldiers would be so proud that his economy is helping out blacks and hispanics.

With regards to his last tweet...

Just waiting for that Angel person to appear and rant about Marc Jacobs...

This is one question I’ve never needed to consider.