Who wouldn’t want to hold the physical manifestation of vainglory and fatuousness?

I am proposing they sell this alternative coin.

Indeed. I know where the key to my main gun safe is at all times, and my kids do not. My pistol safe has a number pad lock rather than a key, and they do not and will not know that combination until I die.

I’ll believe this bullying horseshit when we have a wave of school shootings by chubby girls and gay kids.

I can’t tell if the BBC and Telegraph are just unaware of the fast casual trend, or if they’re just fascinated by the Poors.

I hope the next royal marries an Ethiopian, because we’ll get explanations like this:

“Finger Food: Finger food is larger than a canapé and around a quarter of the size of a main course. Guests…

Presumably, other countries don’t have violent video games, mental illness, bullying, violent movies, socialism, unwed mothers, drugs, atheism, or...doors?

Wasn’t there a moratorium on pressure cooker sales in some areas after the Boston Marathon bombing? Oh, I forgot, the Constitution doesn’t include a God-given right to cookware.

Trump attempting to show compassion is like reading VCR instructions written in English, translated into Japanese, then back into English

Well we already know the official WH response to this...

“I have always cared for my father..” Does anyone else think that’s an odd thing to say?

Let me put it this way, as a kid Adam West was my Batman and Sean Connery my James Bond.

I still find it fucking hilarious that after the eyeshadow joke from the WHCD, SHS’s strategy seems to be “lie even more and more ridiculously, but wear less eyeshadow.”

Well, it’s been an interesting ride in the shifting norms of making overt what was supposed to be covert. Like a sociological experiment to find where deviance is defined.

THIS. I work in HR, but I tell you what, it’s really hard to do my job or even get considered for a position somewhere else when you let it slip that you think representing the rights of the employee is part of that job.

I graduated in ‘79, too. I agree about the hair cut.

Every boy in my high school graduation class of 1979 had that same haircut. So totally retro!

As dolphins have evolved with a streamlined body to aid swimming, their testicles are internal (like the weapon bays on an F-22). To compensate for the adverse temperature conditions, they have a network of blood vessels that circulate between the area surrounding their gonads to their dorsal fin and flukes to provide…

You know if he came, he’d seize the podium and spend the entire service talking about himself.

Good points. You mentioned you haven't been much to the Northeast Kingdom; I highly recommend you check that area out. It's a strange corner of VT: absolutely breathtaking scenery of lakes, mountains, and dense northern coniferous forests along with some of the only instances of trailer parks and trash/junk in yards…

Or would rather drive through Vermont than upstate New York despite the extra time involved. The Jurress and I lived in VT for nine years, and were always struck by how upstate was like VT's evil twin.