She lands all the Axls...

Just realized, it's Mike Myers, but considering he's Canadian the ever ready cooler of cured meats makes sense.

Seriously disappointed. but +2 points for keystone copping them around it.

Needs sriracha and it'd be perfect.

this one has blown a lot of trannies drag racing

Trans + Pat = now I get it.

This was nothing like that post called "Trans Talk" on Jezebel.

This Lamp would look good
in that hallway.

BEST. POST. EVER.

Shitty yellow Lamborghini. Learn to drive, tool.

It's worse than I thought. This guy has a soul patch.

Nah, Miata for sure! probably stanced

Not coincidentally, "going in a different direction" would really liven up stock car racing.

Also, the talent portion would be all awesome slam-dunks and van surfing.

Okay obviously this is awful... but on a hilarious note, I kept misreading "Miss Teen USA Cassidy Wolf" as "Miss Teen Wolf USA, Cassidy." I would definitely tune in to watch the Miss Teen Wolf USA pageant because I want to hear the contestants answer questions about equality for teen wolves and what life lessons being…