This reminds me of this:

She lands all the Axls...

Just realized, it's Mike Myers, but considering he's Canadian the ever ready cooler of cured meats makes sense.

Seriously disappointed. but +2 points for keystone copping them around it.

Is it weird that this machine turns me on a little?

I just cut out the middleman and open the door with my junk.

Needs sriracha and it'd be perfect.

Holy crap, meth tiger is clearly upset at something.

this one has blown a lot of trannies drag racing

Trans + Pat = now I get it.

This was nothing like that post called "Trans Talk" on Jezebel.

This Lamp would look good
in that hallway.

BEST. POST. EVER.

Shitty yellow Lamborghini. Learn to drive, tool.

Not coincidentally, "going in a different direction" would really liven up stock car racing.