i'd like to know gawker network as a whole.

That's cool but...Pocari Sweat? EW. That does not sound like anything I would want to drink. Also, I prefer the Italian system of having a gelateria every fifteen metres to the ice cream vending machine idea.

Argh! How did I forget this travesty, and why did no one else remember it?!?!?! Collectively, have we erased it from memory?

Hey Shane West, I've always had a soft spot for you... but isn't that Aziz Asari's joke?

Jenna Jameson wishing me happy humpday with her ass? Am I reading The Chive?

Pushing?

I'd Stihl hit it.

Just a quick question:

Kids these days.

Miller Lite

I LOVE YOU FISHY

Like a boss!

Friends of the victim also said he was just a good ol' boy never meanin' no harm.

Kia Amanti vs. Jaguar S-Type

Mostly some kids in Drama Club. So there wasn't too much sex anyway.

Sounds like you're teaching your son valuable skills like how to have sex quietly, how to tell if your parents are really asleep, how to clean up quickly and discreetly and to develop a good poker face.

That last sentence should actually say, "Other racists have pointed out that 'yankee' has been used as a pejorative term," because are you fucking serious.