Miller Lite

I LOVE YOU FISHY

Like a boss!

Friends of the victim also said he was just a good ol' boy never meanin' no harm.

Someone was obviously a fan of G.I. Joe.

Kia Amanti vs. Jaguar S-Type

Mostly some kids in Drama Club. So there wasn't too much sex anyway.

Sounds like you're teaching your son valuable skills like how to have sex quietly, how to tell if your parents are really asleep, how to clean up quickly and discreetly and to develop a good poker face.

That last sentence should actually say, "Other racists have pointed out that 'yankee' has been used as a pejorative term," because are you fucking serious.

I will leave this here...

Nah, it was crappy.

I can think of worse albums to be stuck in the woods with for 3 days.

This is a great story and it brings a tear to my eye ....

nelly is still a thing?

I kind of want to make a joke about 10 years and Nelly's career/the last time he had a big hit. But (1) I'm not good enough at jokes to construct one, and (2) it just hit me all over again that she was held captive for TEN YEARS. Damn. Shake ya tailfeather, Ms. Berry, you deserve to have a hell of a good time.

JB: God, I'm fuckin hungry. Let me check the fridge... Dude, where's my fuckin
Schnitzel? Hey, wake up. Wake up you asshole, wake up.
KG: Whahahat? Wh?
JB: Wake up.
KG: What?
JB: You ate my fuckin schnitzel.
KG: What?
JB: You ate my fuckin schnitzel.
KG: Well it was in there. If you put it in there, then it's fair game.
JB:…

tee hee... you said seamen