Robots, autonomous cars, etc, can have better reaction times than humans, but they can’t fucking see through shit! This is what drives me nuts (as someone who has worked in autonomous robotics for the past 4 years, and down the street from Uber’s ATC) about how people think and talk about robots. They use cameras.…

WTF is a Columbus Crew? Is that like a Dirty Sanchez?

The sand was a dead giveaway. CGI hasn’t figured out real sand yet.

Since when are “crimes” not “illegal?”

There’s your problem

BRING BACK THE WESTERN BACON CHICKEN SANDWICH!!!

Kind of like how racism has aged itself out? Oh, wait.

So the best weapon to fight against the robot uprising is a hockey stick. Check!

I’m asserting that your assertion is wrong. China has more people. China also has a larger army. They also have highly trained special forces. They have more special forces troops than the US does, but it’s probably a similar ratio as the US. It’s likely that the sample of either population of soldiers would yield…

Statistically, that’s bullshit, and you clearly don’t understand what a random sample is.

Fucck yoouuuuuuuuuuu. Whaddddoooyooo eeeven know mannnn?

I worked in the building adjacent to the building where they keep all of the animals. Thousands of people pass by it every day not knowing what is done inside. When I first started there I accidentally went up the wrong elevator and ended up on one of the animal floors. It is HIGHLY locked down. There are strict…

FRITOS SCOOPS FOR ALL OF THE DIPS!

I pray for them to both lose.

The other day my 11 year old said “Is this Rage Against the Machine?” It was the proudest moment of my life.

I suppose I can’t step on a woodlouse either? Sheesh.

Pump Up The Volume is a great movie.