But does it have VTEC enabled?

BATTLE VAN IS THE BEST VAN.

Hey, corporations are people too.

The Xbox version is balls.

I think this EVERY TIME I see Balotelli’s name.  

Admittedly, I’m not a “Baseball person,” but I’m familiar with baseball people and baseball terms. I have never heard the term Dong used to refer to a home run hit before.

Pretty sure that’s a dick. Yup. That’s a dick.

We have to have a talk about Ketchup. Do you refrigerate it?

Hockey dad cries are the best cries.

May he rest in a loltraktor in piece.

When I got the email announcing it this morning I knew it was going to be the best news I had all week.

I usually go for Shit-Gibbon instead of that one.

As a junior in high school I was dating a senior. She planned a picnic date, packed everything in a basket, and we drove out into the desert. I had an 88 Acura Integra, and was basically taking it offroad up a trail I had no business being on. Somehow I made it without damaging the car. We ate...it got cold and we…

I bought one a few months ago for the same price, but it was 32GB. :(

I bought one a few months ago for the same price, but it was 32GB. :(

The saddest thing is that there is a JustinBeiberCrew.com and you provided them with clicks.

Jesus.

In the time it took me to figure this out via Google you updated the story!