I think this EVERY TIME I see Balotelli’s name.  

Admittedly, I’m not a “Baseball person,” but I’m familiar with baseball people and baseball terms. I have never heard the term Dong used to refer to a home run hit before.

Pretty sure that’s a dick. Yup. That’s a dick.

We have to have a talk about Ketchup. Do you refrigerate it?

I’m sorry. You’re wrong. David S Pumpkins is everything, and the Gates parody is good internet...horrifying, but good internet.

Hockey dad cries are the best cries.

There is population level psychology at work here. The language that you put out there creates pathways in people’s heads. Look at bottom of the screen crawls on CNN or Fox News, local news headlines.

May he rest in a loltraktor in piece.

This headline is entirely irresponsible. Just saying things like that creates positive associations in people’s heads. I know it’s click-bait and all, but 75% of people won’t read the story to find out if that’s actually true or not. All it does is increase conspiracy theories and fake news. At least add a (not…

When I got the email announcing it this morning I knew it was going to be the best news I had all week.

I usually go for Shit-Gibbon instead of that one.

In order to win, players have to rely on their gut instincts, guessing what other players might be doing.

As a junior in high school I was dating a senior. She planned a picnic date, packed everything in a basket, and we drove out into the desert. I had an 88 Acura Integra, and was basically taking it offroad up a trail I had no business being on. Somehow I made it without damaging the car. We ate...it got cold and we…

I literally never see him on my news feed.

Can we do it to you when you tweet?

Trunk scooter

I bought one a few months ago for the same price, but it was 32GB. :(

I bought one a few months ago for the same price, but it was 32GB. :(

The saddest thing is that there is a JustinBeiberCrew.com and you provided them with clicks.