Pretty sure that’s a dick. Yup. That’s a dick.

We have to have a talk about Ketchup. Do you refrigerate it?

Hockey dad cries are the best cries.

May he rest in a loltraktor in piece.

When I got the email announcing it this morning I knew it was going to be the best news I had all week.

I usually go for Shit-Gibbon instead of that one.

As a junior in high school I was dating a senior. She planned a picnic date, packed everything in a basket, and we drove out into the desert. I had an 88 Acura Integra, and was basically taking it offroad up a trail I had no business being on. Somehow I made it without damaging the car. We ate...it got cold and we…

I bought one a few months ago for the same price, but it was 32GB. :(

I bought one a few months ago for the same price, but it was 32GB. :(

The saddest thing is that there is a JustinBeiberCrew.com and you provided them with clicks.

Jesus.

In the time it took me to figure this out via Google you updated the story!

Figured out the same thing after about 15 minutes of googling. It’s the 106th Rescue Wing out of KFOK

The NY ANG operates C-130s and is responsible for the Eastern Air Defense Sector.

i’m on TEAM FUCK

Because you worked for a legit business.

CBP doesn’t even screen 100% of all containers coming IN to the US. You think they screen all of the containers leaving? Not even close.

It was a California car dealer. They must have taken delivery of the trucks.