I just have to say, that these are better than the x-temp version, which are too damn tight.

I just have to say, that these are better than the x-temp version, which are too damn tight.

I’m a basic bitch. (am I using that right?)

I’m a basic bitch. (am I using that right?)

Def from Pixburgh, n’at.

I’ve seen an Articuno at a gym in Pittsburgh.

Every time I see Mario Balotelli I think:

There’s a monument near me that’s a gym. In fact, most of the gyms are at monuments.

One request for a Poke-stop on this bag of hot chinatown garbage, coming up!

OMG REALITY TV ISN’T REALLY REAL? IT’S STAGED? OMFG

TL;DR it's a dick.

Good Kinja!

I think THC is the primary reason the History Channel has an audience.

The moral of this story is never go to Jiffy Lube. They overtightened the plug on my oil pan so bad that it leaked all over the place. They had to replace the whole oil pan to fix it.

So Melania should not have been allowed to come to this country, right?

Honestly, I think the audio is bad. You’re getting a recording of the ambient audio, which probably sounds much better in person.

Holy crap. A post about yogurt that HamNo didn’t post?

I represented Karrine for a few minutes back before her book came out. That chick cray.

I was thinking that the exposed front wheels wouldn’t allow it to be classified as a car. That and mudflaps.

A street legal version would finally let me buy a smart to drive in the snow.