I go to a “high end barbershop” called Mister. They cut women’s hair. One of the owners is also a woman. I still have my testicles intact.


Ladies aren’t turned away from strip clubs, or Sport Clips, or asian massage parlors. He can market all he wants, but he can’t turn away people based on gender. Yes, the…

It’s a dick.

I make sure to rub that lotion in really well. Over and over. Every day. Until I’m done.

Nah.

Seriously tho...fuck trackballs.

Seriously tho...fuck trackballs.

What’s good, Acura?!

Had they banned fans from attending? I’ve seen better attended bris’s.

I’ve been using one of these for years, and it’s the only mouse I’ve been truly happy with. It’s USB rechargeable, which is a must for a wireless mouse. It’s accurate, and it fits my had perfectly without any fatigue.

I’ve been using one of these for years, and it’s the only mouse I’ve been truly happy with. It’s USB rechargeable,…

That’s a hot take.

That was called Ally McBeal

It’s Always Horny in Philadelphia

As soon as Floridians start putting fries on their salads the symbiosis will be complete.

so. meta.

It looks...French. CP

My neighbor has this exact combination, except in black on black. Blacked out Ford Raptor and GT350.

Kris Jenner, known human being,

REFRIGERATE YOUR MAPLE SYRUP SHEEPLE.

Lady Liberty?

Buy an unlocked Moto G for $180 and go with one of the T-Mobile MVNOs. Simple Mobile is $45/month. Plus I can switch at any time.

Oh good. They just opened up a Longhorn near me. Now I have another reason never to go there.