Oh, thank G-d. I was honestly worried that someone had gone off the deep end.

Damn!! Would you thank your grandmother for persevering? I know she didn’t do it for “me”, but she did it, & it benefited everyone!

I’ve seen male gymnasts. I want to lock anyone who says you “aren’t manly” in a room with ONE of you, for five minutes. I know who will come out a alive!

The last time anyone started denying there were any.

Glad you followed your gut instinct.

Not actually. It was the man saying he would be “cock of the walk” (or “porud as a rooster”) if he got her, & that the “other man” (any other man) is a jackass. Not that the secondary meanings of those words weren’t supposed to have a barely subliminal affect, but it wasn’t as openly vulgar as people here are thinking.

LITERALLY “lol” over here!!!

I remember someone handing me his card which said (among many other self-aggrandizing things)“Virgins Deflowered.” I tore it up in front of him & then HE got ticked off. I told him that if he didn’t want it ripped up, he shouldn’t have handed it to someone with any sense of self respect.

Because sometimes honesty doesn’t work. I can’t tell you hw many guys wanted more of my time by pretending to be what I wanted - about which I was always very upfront - & then dumping me when they weren’t “getting anywhere”! Of course, they should have been more honest with me, so, you are right, there.

The mitten meaning “no is an EXACT analog to “talk to the hand”.

This is very weird. Do YOU see a picture of “Montgomery Burns” from the Simpsons, instead of the post that I wrote to you?

(thanks for the sanity check; that was my take, immediately!)

“Our”. As in “belonging to my family, in the home where I live. With them.”

Actually, the wedding rings are the least offensive part of it to me. At least he’s saying his intentions are honorable! But the whole idea of actually going to the trouble of printing up cards like this just screams “desperation”, & “no friends who could make introductions”. The one with the poem about how beautiful…

I absolutely refuse to see this. Even for free.

Little bastard’s lucky I’m not your mother. He’d’ve been dead by now & no one would have found the body. Unless I could be talked into “just” suing the school for its lame response.

Sorta. We don’t have to wait, and the authorities will still find a way to make out that its not what it is.

And you, good Netizen, WIN the INTERNET!

YES! THANK YOU! SO GLAD that I am NOT the ONLY ONE who remembers this!!

Yes, well, we can’t control how you choose to hear what’s actually said.