Dr. Zaius-approved!

And there's your 2014 Braves yearbook cover.

There's... there's a guy inside?

Not to further ruin your day, but I'm a lawyer who clerked in family court for a judge assigned solely to cases of child abuse and neglect, termination of parental rights, and KLG. We had about 12 to 20 cases. Every day. Every week. In one county. With three other judges assigned to handle the same number of such…

Seems like a fatal misunderstanding from the various reports I've read. Witnesses report seeing a "plainclothes" secret service officer give the woman instructions at a checkpoint/barrier. When the officer started knocking on her window she pretty much ran him and the barrier over. I bet the woman thought the guy was…

haha, I knew I was hitting a soft spot in the trailler park.

Sigh...ill translate....The guy recording is Lebanese btw, anypoo:

I'm just going to put this out there. I'm black. I'm queer. I have a really big afro and a nostril piercing and my skin is a gorgeous shade of caramel brown. I'm multilingual. I'm a jazz aficionado who is also familiar with the music of popular hip hop artists. I was raised in New Orleans, Louisiana and I can even…

just one mint.

The remains of Mr. Creosote have been found!

This is actually fairly common.

What a Charmin article.

"Snatch crashed; gash's cash snatched in a flash for crass smasher's 'Crashed Snatch Cash Stash'."

Hearing "origin" makes me sad.

Still not the worst Jeffery Jones mug shot photo.

Let me see your war face!