...hold this chord while we rawk a-waaaay.

I came here specifically to rinse that out of my mind.

What was your high score?

Poor little rich man. Sometimes I think people like him would be better off if they learned how to pick cotton.

IT WON'T KILL US ALL!

Get some Febreeze or something? Get it yourself. The only reason anyone's watching your self-absorbed ass is because you're a fool. Fucking kids these days.

As long as it's sanguine on a field augentum.

Don't worry about it. Don't try to think about it. They don't really exist anyway. It's just for fun. There's no place like home, there's no place like home...

It's a smoothie AND a floor wax?

Mr. Awesome can suck it!

Hilarious. Boys will be boys, da?

What bear is best? That bear.

On WTOP they're saying the state police pulled them over. Worst. Convoy. Ever.

Is this the offending concave facade? There has to be a better photo of the building.

Yeah!

Why is this lady still in the grey? Er, her posts I mean.

Didn't one of Joseph Beuys sculptures disappear a few years ago? That fat could be priceless.

You're a natch'! /golfclap

Yer Mom's got Ski Patrol on a loop in the frat house again.

No. I don't believe it. This "boy" is mentally ill. He's only serious because he's mentally ill. Or, this is a joke (I think the line about the LeBaron is giving it away.) This is not real. There exists no person in the world like this. It can't be real.