RIP Dad/Grandpa Gilmore.

i can't wait for someone to do so so i can watch the shit show.

I kept looking for a fire arm. Clearly I was thinking of a different "Side Piece".

The sudden realization that a fart turned into a shart?

I could easily best this story but I promised myself years ago I would never tell. Suffice it to say it involved a bout of IBS, a single bathroom stall and my bad luck to enter the stall immediately after a motorcycle gang during the Sturgis rally. I will take the experience to the grave.

Any of the really old school Jezebelles around? The grossest story I remember is the one about Moe's tampon. Enjoy:

"When I envision who I am inside I am a woman. A normal woman who wants a normal life. Normal."

I hope her last words haunt her shitdick parents for the rest of their pathetic lives.

"1. Wronged woman lets herself into man's apartment, takes down his hollow metal curtain poles and fills them with shrimp. Re-installs poles, locks up and leaves. He goes insane over next few weeks trying to figure out where the terrible smell is coming from."

You are totally just making more people go and read the comments.

Why was he not in fucking jail for life? What's wrong with our country?

Both for this scumbag.

No way, you say? He stepped on Rodgers's ankle with his right leg and then proceeded to take another step back to step on Rodgers's calf, coincidentally the same calf that Rodgers injured earlier in the game.

"Here's a picture of Justin Timberlake getting upstaged by a gorgeous KitchenAid mixer." <—— 250% clicked that link just to look at the KitchenAid mixer.

Babadook make your bobbum all hurty with his equipmunk.

...it's possible to be fun, talented and quirky yet also an asshat.

Preach it!

one thing i love about bco is after it gets posted, people flood it with more awesome stories. it's the gift that keeps on giving.

I know a lot of people in the queer community whose lives have been irreparably damaged by intolerant religious people, so while I feel for those who resort to this sort of thing to cope, I have zero qualms about pointing out that the religious beliefs that drive people to do this are absolute bullshit.