Super happy to be a Colts fan right now! It's not surprising, though, since Jim Irsay's three daughters are running the organization while their dad serves his suspension. See what happens when you let THE WOMENZ rule?

I love that it's the Colts who did this. Just one little extra fuck you to Baltimore.

Why is Ed Sheeran A Thing? Can he stop being A Thing already? He has a punchable face.

There's only one man that Connie Britton needs to do a sex scene with, and I think we all know who that is.

You get a +1 just for posting John Fucking Locke.

Hey Scott Foley, I can dream whatever I want, asshole.

If you've ever driven around back-woods Indiana, you'd understand. Hell, even upstate New York has these areas... poor, sparsely populated, people who are there won't ask questions or take a risk. I used to live near a bunch of communities like that and it's always made me a little nervous, since I used to pick up…

Kendra and Ricky were reportedly only given a two game suspension by the NFL.

Yeah, that's the biggest question I had also. The thing is, the details they reveal to the public/media at this phase are so restricted, we may not know for awhile. I had a whirlwind of guesses/assumptions (which really aren't fair to him at this point, honestly). My first guess, if he knew this guy (who would later…

Your Server Was Rob.

Awards shows is a flat circle, man.

As a Scandal, OITNB, and Game of Thrones fan, I am bitter.

Yes, we will do that on the same day that anyone gives a shit about what you think.

You know who loved black people? Jesus.

You know what I think? I think anyone who's never stood and stared suicide in the face should shut the fuck up. I think anyone who hasn't cried themselves to sleep and wake in the morning only to find fresh tears are already falling should sit the fuck down. I think anyone who doesn't understand what it's like to be…

Except it's clearly a soda fountain???

Bah humbug! Everybody knows wizards use owls anyway!

I'm frankly baffled that someone took the time to fill a cup. Those packets are small as hell.

WHERE IS MY BEHIND THE SCENES "CALIFORNIA DREAMS" TELL ALL!!??

Kara I feel like you really missed out on the potential title of a lifetime here: "ANACONDA: DON'T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HON"