#Corrections

"If Your Boyfriend Tells You Your Vagina is Repulsive (He is Probably in Want of a Boyfriend of His Own)."

No, it means your friends aren't ridiculous.

Ah. Kids these days, with their interwebs and twitting.

The real question here: who the fuck lets succulents die? Those things are indestructible. Mark my words, those deaths were intentional.

Viral marketing is really getting out of hand.

Sadistic crazy fucks love McDonald's.

It was possible because Castro left the large front door unlocked on his way to McDonald's (of course)...

Under these terms I think I'm a porn star.

She can be both a fame monster and an insecure sad little girl. Not mutually exclusive.

From what I can tell, the difference between a "sex tape" and a "porno" is that when you make a porno you're allowed to openly admit that you intended for people to see it (mostly because you were paid to be in it and if people didn't see it that would be bad for your career), but when you make a "sex tape" and it…

high-income women are actually (and are the only group of women) likely to be married today than they were in the 1970s.

Pretty much what the bicycle did for rural England over a century ago.

Beat me to it. I read that and did a Beavis & Butthead style "Heh,heh, she said penetration. "

I love garlic hands. I smell them all day. But then I look like a psycho a little.

Gonna have to respectfully disagree. The shit that comes in those jars is no match for fresh garlic. When I worked my old kitchen job, I had to mince pounds of garlic for various recipes. My boss once bought the jarred kind, to try and help me out. It wasn't worth it. Buying peeled whole garlic, however, is amazing.

I didn't ask for your opinion either, but here we are...

OH MY GOD THE SECOND BIG CAT IN A BOX. Look at those ears! With poofs! EAR POOFS! On such a tiny head! Waaaaaaaaaant.

No. It's the attitude 'kids will be kids' that I'm criticizing here. Kids will be kids, boys will be boys. Brushing off bad behavior as nothing to worry about.

And when a woman is raped, boys will be boys, amirite?

wow. are you kidding? this is not "kids will be kids". these are college students who should know better. and you are an adult who should know better. obviously you're the same kind of asshole as the people in this article.