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Dumb friend in college, gets super drunk, half-wakes to piss in the corner of the dorm room. His roommate throws the drunken guy’s robe in the corner to soak it up. Next day, former drunk guy wears the robe all fucking day, smelling like piss with nobody telling him why it smells. Fun times.

Typical isn’t the same as appropriate form. I think in this case the esteemed Ghost of Simmons just means that it wasn’t an especially hard or violent hit - pretty typical force and such for football.

Even more lucky, your dad doesn’t have to teach Rubio how to shoot.

The Whiner

Agreed. The more white sportspeople, the better.

I own two shirts and one pair of cargo shorts. \

Yup - 3 has been my favorite so far as well.

Gary is way more Chicago than it is Indiana. And everyone from the general area knows to avoid it. Can’t blame the entire state just because Marchman didn’t know better.

Clarence Thomas approves of this trade.

Penarol was my dad’s favorite team growing up and really my whole family’s rooting interest. Not sure if I should be ashamed at the subject or just proud to see them on Deadspin.

I’ve used Rhapsody since before any of these were a gleam in their fathers’ eye - 10 years running. Probably not any different, but we have history, man.

Agreed. I’m a completely neutral fan who loves how the Warriors play, but the Cavs have really made this a great series so far.

Making a margarita with fish sauce instead of lime juice is a bad idea. I blame Chinatown.

My friend did something similar, except it was vagisil in place of toothpaste...

Wedding tip - if you see a tray of assorted vegetables and have had a number of alcoholic beverages, make sure to double-check that the green bean you’re popping your mouth isn’t a serrano pepper. I got insta-hiccups and a burn that took a solid 20 minutes to overcome. Wasn’t fun on the way out either.

Fish Sauce Margarita

That’s what I figured. I’m just a tiny bit more excited to hear that it’s not just in our heads, even if totally unrealistic.

Wait is the Hibbert thing a real thing? I’m a Pacers fan and when I heard the 4th was being shopped, I joked with coworkers about unloading Hibbert for it. Totally not real, right?

Ricky Williams. The other one.