Took me a second and then slayed me

The Emmitt Smith and Robert Evans sections are basically the same crap every week. And for some reason I find them funnier each time. I'm not proud of my sense of humor.

+1 - that was perfect

Colts/Browns was on Fox for me last week. It felt very unnatural. Not that there's anything wrong with it.

I don't know why, but that killed me.

No your argument still holds. The other examples all have various flavors or styles while tissue/kleenex are essentially all the same (which is why using a common name for all of them is okay). Coke is indeed the worst.

As a Pacers fan, I watched most of it with college roommates and loved it. Towards the end when it got out of hand we started playing beer pong and got called back in by shouts of "they're fighting!! Artest is in the stands!!" The real tragedy is we never finished that game of beer pong.

"Delta Burn"? I couldn't figure that one out (and will feel stupid once I do).

When is the last time you've had candy corn? I ask because I thought it was terrible and hadn't eaten it in 15-20 years, tried it for the first time in decades last week and was pleasantly surprised.

"Shareese Asparagus"???

I had the same thought for corporate events with booze. I'm never excited about it, but I'll pick Heineken more often than not in those situations.

IT DOESN'T? THERE GOES TEN MINUTES OF MY DAY!

There's already a

Looks like someone could learn a little about how to play the game the right way from Derek Jeter.

I almost wonder if you wrote the first comment intentionally ambiguous as a set-up for your second comment, which slayed me.

Shipley was subsequently signed by the Colts.

Better than expected, nice work.

So are we all Jambaroo-benchwarmers? Commenting from the sidelines while you make the big jokes?

Older houses can be difficult in that regard...

More like "The stock is doing good. My quote includes a forward looking statement. Any forward looking statement is not intended..."