Question for the soccer folks: what's the best place to catch highlights for games I can't watch live? Everywhere I've looked is just posting videos of the top few plays. Ideally, I'd like to find 3-minute videos with a bunch of highlights and a narrative of how the game went. Any thoughts?

After the first sentence, I almost stopped reading. No way can the rest of the article live up to kind of beautiful, journalistic prose.

We called our daughter The Terrorist for using those techniques on us.

If the refs are thinking it's one of those straight-up verticality jumps from Jordan, than I think a no-call is fine. No defensive foul for jumping straight up to contest, but there's nothing to suggest an offensive foul either (no elbows, not a charge, etc.)

Eh, I loved DHF, but they got to all sound the same after a while. Maybe doing it once a month or quarterly would bring out the best and most original stories, but weekly will get stale.

Jesus, Drew. A spinoff from Great Moments in Poop History? Seriously? I can't wait.

Beautiful

"Oh come on Louis, the joke is funny and all but everyone knows how to suck a bag of dicks"

"I'd shit hot knives..."

Yes. It really wasn't questionable in any way from other angles. I believe the refs even said so themselves, but they explained they couldn't change the call.

"When the Balls Go Blue," Ryan Adams

Also, people rooting for the other team.

Crazy shot, but you should probably update it to note that he was clearly out of bounds.

That sounds about right.

I hear that zone defense analogy all the time, and it's amusing and all, but I recently heard a much better analogy from a coworker. He said that really, you just keep playing man-to-man defense and at all times one kid is just dunking on your ass. Not always the same kid necessarily, but there's always one…

Just a matter of interpretation I guess. My reading of his original comment is that he really has no idea about this stuff and is just curious about whether there's any harm to spacing out vaccinations. Everyone else seems to think he's anti-vax and ignoring all the evidence - I just think he hasn't read/researched…

Just wanted to chime in with a not-so-dickish response. I don't think it would hurt to space them out, and in fact, I know there are certainly doctors out there that are happy to do so (my kid's doctor offered it). The main harm in doing so is the pain and hassle of going to a doctor's office full of germs and…

Not true. If you have enough money and don't mind a little laser surgery, you can certainly get rid of God's love.

I love the random assistant coach's reaction. I think he literally shit his pants. Also, a still picture of him at the top of that jump would be an awesome poster.

Why not just stick a camera in every dorm room? Far more bang for your buck.