Dee Dee Ramone Ends a Reunion Threat by Running Into a SpeedBall

Cockblocked by the Dreaded Hanger

Cup-stacking? Seriously?? At the risk of sounding sexist and reinforcing a double standard, I really think Inez Sainz has gone too far.

Yikes, I know he's had Parkinson's for a while now, but I didn't realize he'd gotten to the stage where you have to hold your brain in.

This post was making me hungry until I got to "cannibal soul patch" and then all I could think of was the Miami "cannibal" who ate everything but the "soul patch". I wanted to make a joke, but I still haven't gotten over the pictures on Gawker yet. Ugh.

I'm more interested/concerned with the zombie in the red shirt behind him. That dude clearly has a hankerin' for brains.

wow that's funny +3/5

The Big Three is now the Weird One. Let's do it

You're seriously putting money down on -$1,200 odds?

[reads article]

"I know this really looks bad for Portland, but trust me, losing to a Thousand Oaks isn't as bad as losing to one"

[enters room]

Well there goes any chance of reacquiring his old nickname, Gordon Lightfoot

Jesus. He writes out an entire fucking novel of his birthday in Japan and can't be bothered to spell out "anonymous"?

Time for a Great Moment in Poop History:

That's weird. When I'm looking for a rant about requiring pads on the lower body, I usually turn to Jezebel.

I'm a Pacers fan so I have a strong bias here, but is there any rationale argument for why Haslem didn't get a flagrant 2? Other than Hansbrough's annoying face?

Future CNN report: Congress passes statute providing a cause of action for individuals who can prove a connection between lack of sexual activity and nerdy card games

Interesting fact about Mesa Prep - they recently started developing entirely bilingual classes, though so far the only one available is how to set a table.

"I spend my off days the way I want to spend them. My off day is my off day. We get off 18 days a year. I think we deserve a little bit of time to ourselves."