"What a bunch of idiots"

"Are you in a fraternity? Do you have an inflated sense of cool? Have you been charged with rape? Well then we are the law firm for you. We specialize in one type of client and plan to keep things that way. So come to us for all of your alcohol related, sexually based offenses."

According to a Facebook page USA Today is using as a source

Not if they have to face Indiana again...

Anyone watch the TV show "Happy Endings"? The clips and commercials look mediocre but it's a surprisingly funny show. Only seen the last few but I'd definitely recommend it.

Phew! I'm just glad he didn't try to incorporate N.O. into his catchy cognomen.

"+1"

But hopefully with Johan Santana coming back it'll start to look more like baseball again.

Jerome Simpson: $32,000 in total contributions to Green Party candidates, though I'm not sure he totally understood what he was doing

I think we all know where this headed!!! A fiery orgy of senseless violence that leaves no survivors!!! Let's just end the suspense and get it over with!!!! I'm ready to move on with my death - are you ready to move on with yours?!?!?!11!??1!!

I will get naked there in front of people.

poor Julien Lecomte

At...any major event the performance impact of becoming ill or even feeling a little bit ill can be significant.

+1

Enough Deadspin Dick Jokes

Ahh, now I understand all the anger over on Jezebel a couple weeks back. It's always tough to keep up with what terms are politically correct. The title of the article should have been "Here's a Naked Super Heavyweight Woman Jumping on a Car"

The last D1 viral video was also based in Florida except it was at Florida State, involved Antonio Cromartie, contained the prefix "human papilloma" and wasn't a video.

Best part of all this? A lot of people trace Peyton Manning's neck injuries to a particular severe high/low double-hit against the Redskins in 2006, when Gregggg was the 'Skins DC. That's allegedly when he started having neck problems, so we all have Greggg to thank for prematurely ending Peyton's career.

I'm pretty sure "Caitlin" is Amanda Knox and "Josh" is dead.

Shel Silverstein has some nice adult stuff too - he wrote a story about a weed-smoking contest that was pretty cool (or at least it was cool when I was a huge pothead in college, not so sure nowadays)