I assume the other party in the murder suicide was a grizzly bear.

The thing is: It would take so little work for a popular gal like Jenner to get some political action done. If she asked each on of her followers to text or call a states person, demand the release of a prisoner, object to a new bill (etc) those million or so voices would hop-to and maybe actually get something…

And bullying will be solved by Kendall offering Trump a pair of Sketchers (available on Zappos starting at $99.99).

Kris is gonna milk this “trauma” and spin it into a “Kendall: She’s just like you—Alienated, scared, and alone...only hotter!” Within two months she’ll be the face of an anti-bullying campaign. You know, ‘cause she really cares and she’s down to earth or some shit.

If the universe is anything other than a malicious bag of flaming dog-poo, it will gift us with this miracle in the era of Dump.

But if she actually can’t model anymore, she has only one multi-million dollar pile of cash to rest upon. She’d have to, like, maybe stop to think about getting that new S-Class Maybach every year instead of just buying it without concern. She may even have to (gasp!) Bust herself down to the poverty-spec AMG! YOU…

I really hate the Kardashian-Jenner family. There is nothing good about anyone in that family.

“She had such high hopes for it,” the source continued, “and now she’s terrified she will never work again or become a laughing stock.”

“The world sees her as this glamorous, sophisticated, jet-setting woman...”

My dream is that this whole situation drives Kendall deep into an existential crisis, where she isolates herself from her Kardashian Klan for six months, churning the loamy soil of her soul for purpose and meaning. She starts reading up on the histories of marginalized peoples and their fight for civil rights in this…

Yup.

When you thought this was your Cindy Crawford moment but you fucked up and everyone hates you because you don’t read the news.

The “source” (Kris Jenner) claiming she’s “traumatized” is especially laughable to me, like this is one of the most famous families in the country and y’all really think she’ll never get a modeling job again in her life? Lmao

Right? The fact that she’s only upset about the backlash because it might hurt her fucking career instead of like, being upset and apologetic that her bullshit ad was tone-deaf and basically mocking BLM, just shows she’s completely clueless and out of touch with the real world. She can fuck right off.

It’s perfectly okay for rich people to suckle at the government teet. It only destroys America when those in the bottom 99% do it.

My guess is that, at his age, he needs reading glasses and is too vain to wear them.

No one will catch this, and it’s truly a shame.

I’d put $5 on moderate to severe dyslexia, myself...

Problem solved!

Remember when it was awful for Obama to nominate a Supreme Court justice or do an airstrike on Syria?